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Suggest a pair of heros or villians from the movies and tell us who would win in a fight and why.


Captain Picard vs Han Solo


Han Solo would win because he would fight dirty.

HA!!!! Picard would engage Solo with a double handled ax blow he stole from Kirk!!!

I see your space pirate and raise you two Starship Capts!!!

How about Darth Vadar and Spock?

Would the Vulcan nerve pinch win over the force mind thingy?

Well of course the Jedi mind force thing would win over Spock. Spock has to touch you and Darth Vadar can give you the suggestion from across the room.

What about Gandolph, from the Lord of the Rings, and Yoda, from Star Wars?

Yoda is much more powerful than Gandolph. He could always beat Gandolph, Yoda can.

Nope, sorry my friend.... But Yoda is dead (happened in episode V) Gandalf went with the elves, Bilbo and Frodo to the gray havens.... Therefore Gandalf wins by default!!!!!

What about Plato and Socrates???? Who would win that battle!!!

We're talking about philosophical fisticuffs now!! No holds barred

Well, lets see. Plato is the student, Socrates is the master....so, I would think Socrates--because he was way too smart to teach his students everything he knows.

That's what I tell the boy when he starts acting like a tough guy

LOL. Boys are always going to try to push the envelope and try to take on their dads--it's as natural as day following night.


OK, what about Q--from Star Trek the Next Generation, and Saruman (Lord of the Rings) Those were both pretty nasty guys.

Yeah, but the daughters battle their dads with pouty looks, batting eyelashes and butterfly kisses!!! That's dirty pool






That's a tough one, but I'll go with Saruman because J.R.R. Tolkien was a much better writer than Gene Roddenberry

LOL And thats why little girls always win.

How about Captain Hook (Disney's Peter Pan) and Captain Jack Sparrow (Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean)

Cpt Hook, because (simply put) he had a hook! How ya gonna deal with that?!?!

LOL. You seem to have all the answers.....I'll have to think of something more difficult.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but I can't create a rock so large that I can't lift it!

Oooookaaaayy, let's back up here just a tiny bit!

NEWS FLASH!!!

1. Hook = Evil...bad
2. Peter Pan = Good...childlike

Now according to what I been taught in Sunday Schools and my Momma, Good always wins over Evil!
Sooooooooooo, even though Hook has his hook, Peter Pan has his childlike Good.

To conclude this question is to say definitely without a doubt................Peter Pan wins over Hook!

Annnnnnnnnnnd that's the way it is.

Hmmmm, now who else or elses can we do.......
Ah! I got it!


Davy Crockett orrrrrrrrr the bear??

Hey Slesh,

I think you turned left when you were supposed to turn right.... It wasn't Cpt Hook -vs- Peter Pan... I was Cpt Hook -vs- Captain Jack Sparrow !!!!

This shows two fatal flaws in your synaps process. But because of my deep abiding respect for you, I'll help!!!

I already corrected the Peter Pan -vs- Cpt Hook thingy, so we'll move on....

#1- you need to listen and read the entire meaning

#2- Good doesn't always triumph over evel in this world (according to Sunday School authorities 'round the wordl). Good will ultimately triumph over evil at the end (At this point you delve deep into the book of Revelations).

Remember, I'm only looking out for your welfare here!!!

P.S....... Davy Crockett! (I read the book ).

How about Han Solo vs Indiana Jones?

I'd have to go with Solo, he's much more devious, he's younger and his lazer blaster will shoot farther than Indies whip or pistol

Well, you do have a point about the blaster having a farther range than the whip.

OK here's a pair for ya. They weren't in the movies however...but don't hold that against me.

How about the Trix Rabbit vs Lucky the Leprechan?

Well we know trix always loses, but lucky sometimes wins.... I don't think much has to go into this...


The bigger question who would win between Wiley Coyote and The Dog Foghorn Leghorn messes with?

hmmm--Now that's a toughy. I'd have to say the dog, because he would probably sell the coyote something from ACME, which would either blow Wiley Coyote up, or cause him to fall off a cliff. While the dog would be snoozing in his dog house.