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Have you seen this commercial? LOL
I feel so sorry for the husband....he obviously hasn't been married long enough to realize that you never, ever mention your wife's weight in any way at all. He's always going to be wrong.....
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Princess wrote:
Have you seen this commercial? LOL I feel so sorry for the husband....he obviously hasn't been married long enough to realize that you never, ever mention your wife's weight in any way at all. He's always going to be wrong.....
Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:44 am Posts: 3320 Location: Fort Lauderdale,Florida
your daddy wrote:
Princess wrote:
Have you seen this commercial? LOL I feel so sorry for the husband....he obviously hasn't been married long enough to realize that you never, ever mention your wife's weight in any way at all. He's always going to be wrong.....
Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:42 am Posts: 713 Location: Augusta, GA
Billy R wrote:
your daddy wrote:
Princess wrote:
Have you seen this commercial? LOL I feel so sorry for the husband....he obviously hasn't been married long enough to realize that you never, ever mention your wife's weight in any way at all. He's always going to be wrong.....
Joined: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:23 am Posts: 7998 Location: Camelot
Oh, I think he's very smart--He knows why the sun comes up in the East every morning. There are those people who think the sunrise has something to do with the Earth's rotation and scientific stuff like that......But Billy will tell you that I am the reason the sun comes up......I can't argue with intellect like that.
_________________ Good friends and good fun--what more could a princess ask for???
Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:44 am Posts: 3320 Location: Fort Lauderdale,Florida
Princess wrote:
Oh, I think he's very smart--He knows why the sun comes up in the East every morning. There are those people who think the sunrise has something to do with the Earth's rotation and scientific stuff like that......But Billy will tell you that I am the reason the sun comes up......I can't argue with intellect like that.
I think we all know that the sun rises merely so it can shine on your face..........
Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:42 am Posts: 713 Location: Augusta, GA
Princess wrote:
Oh, I think he's very smart--He knows why the sun comes up in the East every morning. There are those people who think the sunrise has something to do with the Earth's rotation and scientific stuff like that......But Billy will tell you that I am the reason the sun comes up......I can't argue with intellect like that.
Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:44 am Posts: 3320 Location: Fort Lauderdale,Florida
your daddy wrote:
Princess wrote:
Oh, I think he's very smart--He knows why the sun comes up in the East every morning. There are those people who think the sunrise has something to do with the Earth's rotation and scientific stuff like that......But Billy will tell you that I am the reason the sun comes up......I can't argue with intellect like that.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, but will he lasso the moon for you
It would be easy for me,I'd just talk to the moon and convince it to orbit lower..........
Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:33 am Posts: 2895 Location: Deep In The Heart of Texas
Princess wrote:
Billy R wrote:
Princess wrote:
Well, he probably would--but you know, I've never asked him. But he has been known, on occasion, to verbally abuse whacko's for me......
Oki lassoed the moon for me once....but that's another story for another day....
I have definitely verbally abused a few whacko's for you.......and sharpened my shovel from time to time.........
You really should invent one that's self sharpening....
But that would remove all his fun of sitting around sharpening his shovel while everyone else sits around and wonders who the heck it was that has so irritated him this time.....
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